If you enjoyed Dragon Con 2013: Hilarious Torchwood Panel Hijinks, Part 1 then you definitely don’t want to miss part deux, er, two. The outrageous and largely inappropriate stories continue in this second installment that continues to prove these guys must’ve had a blast making Torchwood. At the very least, they, and we, all had a blast at the panel.
Just like part 1, this post contains three stories told in reaction to questions from audience members. The silliness continues unabated, much to everyone’s delight. I hope you find these “Tales From Torchwood” as much fun as we all did.
WARNING:  These stories contain adult humor, so if you’re offended by that sort of thing you might want to turn away. But if you didn’t already know that about Torchwood then you haven’t been paying attention.
And so it begins. Again…
“Kiss Me, You Fool”
John is asked by a fan who his favorite character to kiss was on the show. He says he never kissed Eve on the show, but the audience disagrees. Well, to get everyone on the same page the Torchwood crew step up to the plate and take one for the team.
“The World’s End”
The panel is asked what, or who, they’d do if they knew the world was going to end at midnight. Like everything else, the conversation inevitably turns to sex.
“Skiing”
Gareth and Eve find out that John doesn’t know the slang meaning of the word “skiing,” so they demonstrate. Okay, they give a fake demonstration, but it’s enough to knock Barrowman out of his chair for the second time during the panel. They close out the panel by all skiing for the audience.
And that, dear reader, is the kind of thing you encounter when you mix Dragon Con and Torchwood. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.
If you’re a fan of Torchwood, check out Torchwood: Miracle Day playing on BBC America Saturday nights at 9/8c.
