This is what you get when you carelessly monkey around with science-y stuff and experiment on nice primates. You get really angry, horse riding apes with painted faces (There was probably an Ape Circus in town or something.) and a decimated human population. I hope you’re happy. Now clean up this mess or no dinner for you.
What the studio would like to say about the movie:
A growing nation of genetically evolved apes led by Caesar is threatened by a band of human survivors of the devastating virus unleashed a decade earlier. They reach a fragile peace, but it proves short-lived, as both sides are brought to the brink of a war that will determine who will emerge as Earth’s dominant species.
Well, sure it’s short-lived. It was fragile and fragile stuff usually doesn’t last very long. Guys, next time try to reach a solid, well-built peace. It might make for a boring movie, but there would be a lot less fighting. And would someone PLEASE get those apes some pants? A whole damned planet full of abandoned stores, but not a pair of pants on a single one of them. Those damned, dirty apes.
You guys better not screw with the Statue of Liberty or Moses is gonna be pissed.