Sometime in the 20’s, our Countess, shows up looking stylishly dressed to a very familiar place. There, she meets with a doctor who she asks to help her take care of a little problem she has. She is only three weeks pregnant but she looks full term. Does she have the immortal virus already?We see her go through the stages of what appear to be an abortion. The nurse is staring queerly at the bundle, and tells the doctor that it looks like it’s still alive. And then it attacks and bites her! Did you recognize Murder House, and the abortionist Charles Montgomery, from American Horror Story season 1. So this is how Ryan Murphy ties this season, into that season. Brilliantly! And to our horror, we find that the thing in Room 33, is the Countess’ child, Bartholomew. Why, what, who, where. These are all questions that went through my mind. Who was she married too? My bets are on Mr. March. That is what the little hints they have given us say. What do you think?
The theme this episode, seemed to be love, or sex, or love. We saw a hot and heavy couple making love, having sex, whatever, and who do you suppose it turned out to be. Why, non other than Tristan and Liz Taylor! WOW! I didn’t see that one coming! It seems as though our Countess’ boy toy and the desk clerk are in love. What? It appears that the Countess doesn’t know this, yet. But Liz wants her man and takes it upon herself, himself, whatever, and makes an appointment to talk to the Countess. Of course this doesn’t end well. After a heartbreaking plea for the Countess to give him up. Tristan walks in and just when you think that our not a vampire queen, is going to break down and give Tristan up, she kills him! Oh poor Liz!
John Lowe is still in the throws of his nervous breakdown, after waking up with Holden in his bed. He goes on a sleep walk to discover both Alex and Holden in the coffin. He passes out and awakens to Alex telling him he is losing it and suffering a psychotic break. When he goes back to the pool, he discovers there are no coffins there.
The Countess visits room 33 to say goodbye to her baby. She and Will go on a trip to Paris. Donovan and Ramona got to the hotel to do away with the little towheads, only no one can find them, they are gone. Bartholomew escapes his room. Donovan is homesick for his former status and goes to the Countess’ suite, only to have a run in with the now ghostly, Danish girlies, that are now searching for a purpose to their undead lives. He tells them they need a purpose and suggests, with a story, that they kill people. So they have a threesome with an Asian guy They feels so much better now. Alex tells them they must not kill, but drive the outsiders insane. There is yet another Commandments killing and John is soon seen with a bottle , boozing it up. Then he runs into the Danes, who end up naked and bloody and putting even more strain on the now cracking Lowe. He packs and leaves the hotel, but our little monster baby has hitched a ride home with him.
Poor Scarlett is mad at her father and mother for being abandoned, and the creepy baby shows itself in the kitchen. Lowe shoots at it but misses. Scarlet is a wreck, Lowe is a wreck and Alex shows up to save the day. She takes monster baby back to the hotel and lulls him to sleep, just in time for mama Countess to arrive back home. She praises Alex for saving her son and things are seen in a new light.
Who knows what will become of Lowe with his mental state. I have a theory that he is not what he seems. This series gets even weirder as time goes on, but that is American Horror Story. In tonight’s episode, things will get even more bizarre. We may see some more backstory to fill in the answers to our questions. We will see the Countess interacting with March. Maybe we will see who she really is, was, whatever! American Horror Story Hotel, Tonight on FX ! Watch it!
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American Horror Story Hotel, Wednesday at 9pm central on FX
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